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[04 Jan 2008|06:16pm] |
Seamus’ List Of Things That Could Make This Year Worse:
Feel free to add on
1) I could lose a limb.
2) I could develop flesh-eating disease in an inconvenient area.
3) The world could explode
4) Lavender’s luscious rack could decrease in size
5) Umbridge could be teaching DADA naked.
6) Sex could become illegal.
7) Wanking could be punishable by death.
8) I could develop a life-threatening allergy to ketchup.
This is being positive, yeah?
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